According to Jeff Foxworthy (and experience) you know you’re in Nebraska if:

• If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May …..you live in Nebraska.
• If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there …. you live in Nebraska.
• If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time …. you live in Nebraska.
• If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed awrong number …. you live in Nebraska.
• If “Vacation” means going anywhere south of GRAND ISLAND for the weekend …you live in Nebraska.
• If you measure distance in squares of farm land ….. you live in Nebraska.
• If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once …. you live in Nebraska.
• If you have gone from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again …you live in Nebraska.
• If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching ….. you live in Nebraska.
• If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked …. you live in Nebraska.
• If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them … you live in Nebraska.
• If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit …. you live in Nebraska.
• If the I-80 speed limit is 75 mph — you’re going 90 and everybody is passing you …. you live in Nebraska.
• If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow… you live in Nebraska.
• If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and roadconstruction …. you live in Nebraska.
• If you have more hours on your snow blower than miles on your car …. you live in Nebraska.
• If you find 10 degrees “a little chilly” …. you live in Nebraska.